what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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