So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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