If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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