i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Randomize
