I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im six kinds of drunk right now
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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