ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am mentally ready for anal.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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