Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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