During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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