Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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