thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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