She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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