Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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