If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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