How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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