It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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