I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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