is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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