it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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