I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
