and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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