i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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