Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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