So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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