Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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