I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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