Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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