Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Randomize