But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
