In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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