Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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