my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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