I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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