Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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