I don't think brook has ever known best
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
