So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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