yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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