I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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