do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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