Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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