I just saw a hot homeless man
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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