I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's official drugs can't kill me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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