Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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