he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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