my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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