Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
His nipple licking is glorious
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