I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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