it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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