I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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