you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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