I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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