Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The air was thick with penises
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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