Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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