We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
At least Iām an āessential employeeā and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesnāt ask why Iām essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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