Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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